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So what do you think the pool is up to now?
Look on the back page for Photos of
Patient Administration doing the do.
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 Admissions
Ok! So a lot has happened since January. This is the official unofficial
Pad Rag. In no way is the Naval Medical Center San Diego responsible for the
material that is presented herein.
This is a place where one may have their say in a way that reflects one?s
feelings.
Instead of taking a physical swing at a supervisor, swing or sing here.
Keep it clean but keep it tasty. Innuendos are welcomed here. Remember the two
rules when voicing an opinion.
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The rule of common sense arbitrated by the Editor.
2.
For every action there is a reaction.
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Medical Records
The understanding is, Medical Records now have a new boss. Does anyone
know why? Is it perhaps the fire got to hot in the kitchen? Who know? It has
been said that the stress level has dropped 15 points. Medical Records haven?t
felt the likes of this since the last Lapu Lapu luau 6 years ago.
Welcome Ruth to the clutches of Medical Records. We hear you share the
honors with Lori. Ruth and Lori, two
very fine people. You can search ten years and you couldn?t find any better.
Carol, how do you feel about that? Did
Sean really do a dance? Is it true Jackie that you stopped counting the days?
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Issues
Parking! Parking! Parking! Why was there a recreational building built
above the ER instead of parking? What kind of business would be built without
adequate parking for their employees? Why can?t there be multi-level parking
built in the existing parking along side and below the Handicap parking? Would
it ?might? spoil the beautiful view of the Florida Canyon? Lord forbid! The
answer comes from the NMC Bazaar Court Yard Politics, simply put, Politics,
politics politics! BUMMER! What ever happened to car pooling priority?
For Civilians only: If you have a work related problem your supervisor
and or military leaders have trouble solving, call or write to your
Congressman.
Military Officers and Enlisted should remember civilians do not fall
under the UCMJ. No matter how you twist military law, it won?t work for
Civilians. The Constitution Of The United States of America protects civilians.
The same document you swore to uphold and protect with your life. The first
amendment is the Freedom of Speech. Why do you suppose that is the very first
amendment?
Forcing a civilian to speak English only in the workplace is
unconstitutional. How would you enforce such a law in Federal places like
Immigration, Customs, Embassy?s, and other agencies requiring foreign languages
as a prerequisite for employment?
Medical Boards
Winners! All of you. You were ready for inspection and you won. Great!
Now go back to sleep.
A question for Mr. Ed! How about
a combined potluck with Archives?
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Archives
Lapu Lapu Day was celebrated by a potluck in Archives.
Lapu Lapu is a Filipino hero that ended the life of Sir Ferdinand
Magellan by shooting into him a poisoned arrow.
The question came up, why have a potluck in the name of Lapu Lapu? The answer is simple, whenever one in power
abuses his/her power and makes one?s life miserable, then this ?Magellan? is
subject to the poison arrows of his or her subordinates. When the poison works,
the Magellan disappears.
Hi Pinky! How are you doing with your new drivers license. Now we
understand that you have killed a fire hydrant. I know this is true because an
angry German Shepherd filed a complaint.
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MILITARY
Many of the military would like to have a say in the way that they are
treated. This is also a forum for you. If you have a particular bitch, say it
here. It you want to praise someone say it here. If you want to sell something,
go to the classified section. If you have a juicy tit bit, you can say it here;
but remember the two rules.
PADALL
The Patient Administration Department of the Naval Medical Center, San
Diego held a 4th of July picnic. Many of the civilians could not
attend due to the fact that it would eat up valuable leave time.
The question is posed; if this is a organized Departmental function why
are the civilians required to take leave? They are not required to take leave
to attend official command functions such as award ceremonies, Captain Calls,
Stand downs, or other volunteer services.
We have some new faces in the Department. Lets welcome HMC Mike
Santillanes, Lt Francine Worthington and Lt Michael Grande. We will let you know when it is your
turn in the barrel.
Continued
to back page........
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Outpatient
Records
"Oh what a wonderful world" was heard from a beautiful voice
between the charts. "That's not professional and we can't have that kind
of happiness here, so stop it!" said the Troll as he pulled another chart
off the shelf.
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Other Information
Don't
forget to clean your stuff out of the refrigerator!
Birthdays
this month: September
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